at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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