Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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