All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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