lets start a swedish sibling band together
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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