Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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