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(519): View more from Ontario

dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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(585): View more from New York

This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with

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(876): View more from Jamaica

you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom

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(757): View more from Virginia

I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(916): View more from California

Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.

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(979): View more from Texas

Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.

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(239): View more from Florida

If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now

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