xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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