Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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