i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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