We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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