He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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