Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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