Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
