All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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