another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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