these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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