I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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