she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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