I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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