nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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