So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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