How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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