oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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