He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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