I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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