Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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