those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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