Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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