I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
