sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
