Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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