I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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