I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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