I am in a vortex of obligation.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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