I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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