Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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