i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Actions speak louder than pants.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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