just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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