their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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