can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
