none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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