I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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