Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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