Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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