nut hugger
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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