I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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