Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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