i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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