awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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