It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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