yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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