When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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