I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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