For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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