True but thats because hes a fetus.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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