so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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